sacaswagea:

immergerd:

sacaswagea:

“if ur ready CUM and get it”

haha only 18+ will get this one. :PPP

I’m younger than eighteen and I get the joke. Btw, you’re really only supposed to use numbers instead of spelling out the word after one hundred. Or, to be grammatically correct, 100. You’re eighteen, you should know this.

is this real life

(via dumble-whores-army)

leedskiss:

im laughing so hard they look like those 12 year olds on omegle

“show ur tits for dick”

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rupindah:

I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care

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